Beneath her warm and endearing facade, one could suspect that Sarah “Pit Bull with Lipstick” Palin is outraged at the audacity of Global Warming as it threatens the favored sport of Todd “My Guy” Palin. “My Guy” has won the the “grueling 2,000-mile Tesoro Iron Dog [Pit Bull with Lipstick?] snowmobile race four times.” The now [...]
Sarah Palin’s Angry: Global Warming threatens “My Guy’s” hobby
September 8th, 2008 · Comments Off
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election · 2008 presidential campaign · Global Warming · climate change · climate delayers · john mccain · politics
Emerging from cave, some Republican lawmakers find sunshine not to their liking
September 8th, 2008 · No Comments
After a month of occupation of a darkened House Chamber, Republican Representatives held a press conference to claim that American stands squarely behind them in their false prophesy of DRILL! DRILL! DRILL! as some form of solution to America’s greatest challenges. Their gleeful truthiness and deception did not, however, go unchallenged. Some 100 [...]
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Friedman burns McCain
September 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Tom Friedman is on a roll. He has, clearly, decided that the United States faces a pivot point. Either we will figure out smart energy policies and prosper, or we will fry. As he looks to the election campaign, he has decided that the choice are clear. We might (MIGHT) prosper with Obama-Biden. However, WE [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election · 2008 presidential campaign · Energy · john mccain · oil · politics